Softball jokes are a fun way to lighten the mood and bring humor to the diamond and dugout.
Our collection adds a playful touch to the sport while giving everyone an opportunity to smile and laugh. Here’s an example: Where do softball catchers sit at dinner?
Answer: Behind the plate, of course.
Please read on.
Table Of Contents
- Best Softball Jokes
- Funny Softball Jokes
- Softball Puns
- Ballpark Humor
- Tricky Softball Riddles
- Softball One-liners
- By Mike O'Halloran
Best Softball Jokes
1.) What did the softball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later.
2.) Why was the softball team so confident?
They always covered all the bases.
3.) What did the softball player say to the ball?
You complete me.
4.) Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Nevermind. It’s over your head.
5.) Which softball player wears the biggest cleats?
The one with the biggest feet.
6.) Where did the softball player go to get her new uniform?
New Jersey.
7.) Why are some umpires overweight?
Because they always clean their plates.
8.) What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
9.) Why did the softball team bring a jug of water to the game?
In case they needed a pitcher.
10.) What is one of the rules in zebra softball?
Three stripes and you’re out.
Funny Softball Jokes
11.) What cartoon character is the best at softball?
Homer Simpson.
12.) What did the softball player say after a big win?
We really knocked it out of the park.
13.) Why did the softball player stop playing?
She wanted to catch her breath.
14.) Why can’t you trust softball pitchers?
Because they are underhanded.
15.) Where do pitchers go to dance?
To the Soft Ball.
16.) Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the softball team?
They needed a little team spirit.
17.) Why was the softball player always so calm on the field?
Because she always had a pitch-perfect attitude.
18.) What do softball players put their food on?
Home plates.
19.) Why couldn’t the fans get soda pop at the doubleheader?
Because the home team lost the opener.
20.) How do softball players stay cool?
By sitting next to the fans.
Softball Jokes for Everyone
21.) Why are singers good at softball?
They have a perfect pitch.
22.) Why did the police officer go to the softball game?
Someone stole third base.
23.) What did the softball glove say to the ball?
You’re a catch.
24.) Which superhero is the best at playing softball?
Batgirl.
25.) What do you call the person who mows the grass of a softball field?
A diamond cutter.
26.) What do you call a softball player who also loves to cook?
A batter chef.
27.) What did the softball say to the rain?
Please don’t rain on my game.
28.) Where can you find the largest diamond in the world?
On a softball field.
29.) Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?
She ran away from the ball.
30.) Why did they start the softball game at night?
Because the bats sleep in the daytime.
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Softball Puns
31.) Why is a softball park the coolest place to be?
Because it’s full of fans.
32.) Why did the softball team go to the art museum?
To work on their brush swings.
33.) Why did the softball player blink her eyelashes all day?
The coach told her she needed batting practice.
34.) Why do softball players make good comedians?
They have a knack for hitting jokes out of the park.
35.) What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A softball team.
Softball Animal Jokes
36.) What animal is best at hitting a softball?
The bat.
37.) Why did the softball team go to the zoo?
To practice their wild pitches.
38.) What is the best way to get rid of flies?
Sign up some good outfielders.
39.) Why didn’t the dog want to play softball?
It was a boxer.
40.) What is the best way to hold a bat?
By the wings.
41.) Why are frogs good outfielders?
They never miss a fly.
42.) Why shouldn’t you play softball in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Softball Funnies
43.) Why did the softball team go to the bakery?
They needed some good batters.
44.) Why was the softball team so good at math?
They knew how to count their runs.
45.) Why do girls’ softball players love playing so much?
Because diamonds are a girl’s best friend.
46.) Why did the softball team go to the playground?
To practice their swings.
47.) How does the softball team solve their problems?
They pitch in.
Softball Player Jokes
48.) What do you call a softball player who is always calm?
A slow-pitcher.
49.) Why do softball players make good gardeners?
They have a knack for catching flies.
50.) What’s a softball player’s favorite type of music?
Swing.
51.) Why do softball players bring string to the game?
To tie the game.
52.) Why do softball players make bad thieves?
They get caught stealing bases.
53.) What do catchers wear on Halloween?
Face Masks.
54.) Why did the witches’ team lose their softball game?
Their bats kept flying away.
Ballpark Humor
55.) What goes all around the softball field but never moves?
The fence.
56.) What’s the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
One steals watches, and one watches steals.
57.) Where do softball catchers sit at dinner?
Behind the plate, of course.
58.) What does a softball player do when her eyesight fails?
She takes a job as an umpire.
59.) How do softball players stay in touch?
They touch base every once in a while.
60.) A fan at a softball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger.
Then, it hit her.
61.) Did you hear the one about the funny softball?
It will leave you in stitches.
62.) Have you ever seen a line drive?
No, but I’ve seen a ballpark.
63.) Why don’t matches play softball?
One strike and their out makes for quick games.
64.) How did the softball pitcher strike out the side without throwing a ball?
She only threw strikes.
Tricky Softball Riddles
65.) You’re locked inside a Toyota Camry with only a softball bat. How do you get out?
Unlock the door.
66.) What do you get when you cross a softball pitcher with carpeting?
A throw rug.
66.) A girl leaves home, takes three left turns, and heads home when she sees two men in masks waiting for her. Who are they?
The umpire and the catcher.
67.) Which position is best at bringing water to teammates?
The pitcher.
68.) Which takes longer to run: from first to second base or from second to third base?
From second to third base because there is a shortstop in the middle.
69.) Where did the softball player wash her socks?
In the bleachers.
70.)Why shouldn’t you play softball in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs!
71.) Why do girls like softball so much?
It’s the only sport played on a diamond.
72.) Did you hear the joke about the fast pitch?
Oops – You just missed it.
73.) Why was the softball umpire overweight?
Because he always cleaned his plate.
74.) What do you get when you cross a softball player with a monster?
A double-header.
75.) What do softball players use to bake a cake?
Oven mitts, bunt pans and batter.
76.) Where do you get dirt stains out of softball pants?
In the bleachers.
77.) What is it called when a dinosaur gets a home run?
A dino-score.
Softball Puzzlers
78.) A young softball pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked out to have a talk with her. “I’ve figured out your problem,” she told the pitcher. “You always lose control at the same point in every game.” “When is that?”
“Right after the umpire says, ‘Play Ball!'”
79.) Why is a softball umpire like an angry chicken?
They both have fowl mouths.
80.) When should softball players wear armor?
When they play knight games.
81.) What’s the difference between a softball coach and a puppy?
A puppy will eventually stop whining.
82.) How many softball players does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They’re all too busy arguing the last call.
83.) Why are spiders good softball players?
Because they know how to catch flies!
84.) What do you get when you cross a lizard with a softball player?
An outfielder who catches flies with her tongue.
85.) Did you hear about the softball umpire who wore two jackets when he painted his house?
He had been instructed to put on two coats.
86.) If a basketball team was chasing a softball team, what time would it be?
Five after nine.
Softball One-liners
87.) You can keep the glass slippers. This princess wears cleats.
88.) How to bunt: 1.) Don’t. 2.) Swing for the fences.
89.) Born to play the game. Forced to attend school.
90.) You don’t love softball? Bye.
91.) My daughter throws harder than your son.
92.) Softball is always a good idea.
93.) Weekend Forecast: Softball with no chance of homework.
94.) Yes, I throw like a girl. Try to keep up.
95.) Don’t make me use my softball voice.
96.) A girl’s place is at home.
97.) Seven days without softball makes one weak.
98.) Actions speak louder than your coaches.
99.) In softball, good girls hit and steal.
100.) I want to play less softball — said no one ever!
101.) Don’t be a softie!
Okay, some of those softball jokes came outta left field. Still, I hope you enjoyed them.
By Mike O’Halloran
Founder and Editor, Sports Feel Good Stories
Mike O’Halloran founded Sports Feel Good Stories in 2009. He co-authored four trivia books for kids under the Smart Attack line. Mike coached basketball for 15 seasons, taught tennis, and has written four books on basketball coaching. He has been a contributing writer for USA Football, the youth arm of the NFL. Mike is the founder of the Fantasy Football Team Names Hall of Fame.
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